I Would Teach You But Summer Ceramic Teacher Mug

This mug says what every teacher is thinking once the final bell rings: “I would teach you… but summer.” Featuring a minimalist black graphic of a relaxed skeleton lounging on a flamingo floaty, cocktail in hand, this design is equal parts unbothered and highly relatable.

Perfect for sipping iced coffee poolside, or fueling up for the last few chaotic weeks of school. Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite teacher, your coworker with no filter, or keeping it for yourself (no judgment), this mug is made to celebrate the great checked-out energy of summer break.

Available in 11 oz or 15 oz sizes with design on one side only
Sturdy ceramic, dishwasher + microwave safe
Great teacher gift or sarcastic summer self-care item
Because you’ve officially entered vacation mode—even if you still have a few Zoom meetings left.